I didn’t mean to kill that guy
Why the gun just went off in my hand
Well; I caught him with my wife
And it cost that guy his life
I’d just got home from the company
And that guy was sittin’ where I am supposed to be!
Now he is up there in the sky and I am stuck with
Live Free or Die Hard.
Why the gun just went off in my hand
Well; I caught him with my wife
And it cost that guy his life
I’d just got home from the company
And that guy was sittin’ where I am supposed to be!
Now he is up there in the sky and I am stuck with
Live Free or Die Hard.
A Tiger was giving wedding party to his friends..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage…….
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage…….
2 keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you r wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you r wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it.
Tensions & husband takes it.
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
