Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:
Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada.
Bechari Indian aurte :-
Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..
Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..
Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..
In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?
Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?
Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..
Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun
A bull was servicing the cows..
Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.
Lady looks at husband: You see?
Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?
No sir it’s a different cow every time.
Man looks back to wife: you see!
Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not
Responsible For Both.
Lady doodh waale se :
Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.
Doodh wala :
Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho,
kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.
Color of Bra Reflects a girl’s mood..
White – Relax Mood,
Red – Wild Mood,
Black – Sexy Mood,
Blue – Romantic Mood,
Pink – Sharmili Mood,
No BRA – Perfect MOOD.